Comments on: Lack of inspiration http://www.johnband.org/blog/2006/06/25/lack-of-inspiration/ The idle musings of John B Mon, 02 Jan 2012 17:27:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v= hourly 1 By: Anon http://www.johnband.org/blog/2006/06/25/lack-of-inspiration/comment-page-1/#comment-1005 Anon Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:48:42 +0000 http://www.johnband.org/blog/2006/06/25/lack-of-inspiration/#comment-1005 How about the top ten trite ways to end the conflict in the middle east? Here's my top 5. 1) Clear all stones from the streets of the occupied territories. This would prevent 90% of all attacks against Israeli forces. 2) Paint an H on the top of all Hizbollah buildings/outposts. This would have the handy consequence of stopping civilian deaths in Lebanon. 3) Send pictures of captured Israeli soldiers being fed grapes by nubile Arab maidens to assure Israeli voters they are being treated well. 4) Write "sorry" on all missiles in Arabic/hebrew so that people can understand you mean well when they come across unexploded ordnance. 5) Get UN soldiers from Poland and Germany to rub copious amounts of pork fat over the blue line to prevent militants and soldiers invading other countries. How about the top ten trite ways to end the conflict in the middle east? Here’s my top 5.

1) Clear all stones from the streets of the occupied territories. This would prevent 90% of all attacks against Israeli forces.

2) Paint an H on the top of all Hizbollah buildings/outposts. This would have the handy consequence of stopping civilian deaths in Lebanon.

3) Send pictures of captured Israeli soldiers being fed grapes by nubile Arab maidens to assure Israeli voters they are being treated well.

4) Write “sorry” on all missiles in Arabic/hebrew so that people can understand you mean well when they come across unexploded ordnance.

5) Get UN soldiers from Poland and Germany to rub copious amounts of pork fat over the blue line to prevent militants and soldiers invading other countries.

]]> By: Matthew http://www.johnband.org/blog/2006/06/25/lack-of-inspiration/comment-page-1/#comment-680 Matthew Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:13:06 +0000 http://www.johnband.org/blog/2006/06/25/lack-of-inspiration/#comment-680 Bloody hell, I thought about what you could write about and because of that I lost The Game. Bloody hell, I thought about what you could write about and because of that I lost The Game.

]]> By: Larry Teabag http://www.johnband.org/blog/2006/06/25/lack-of-inspiration/comment-page-1/#comment-589 Larry Teabag Mon, 26 Jun 2006 14:37:31 +0000 http://www.johnband.org/blog/2006/06/25/lack-of-inspiration/#comment-589 Something about bowel movements? Usually a safe bet. Something about bowel movements? Usually a safe bet.

]]>