Archive for May, 2008

Automatic comment generator

Friday, May 30th, 2008

This is an absolutely superb generator of ignorant nonsense. It’s nominally a tribute to the BBC’s Have Your Say, but is quite an effective simulation of most right-wing blog comments.

Sample:

Twas ever thus. here come the pc brigade and the nanny state! Gordon Brown is going to put us all in Death Camps. It is vital that we string them all up. Why did nobody listen to Enoch Powell all those years ago?!!

Gordon Clown Out Now England

Popularity: 7% [?]

It goes e-e-e-e-ow e-e-e-e-e-e-blaow

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Don’t axe Crossrail - double it!

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

The next train is for enlightenment

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Good news, everybody

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

On antisocial behaviour

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Extreme-ly important

Friday, May 9th, 2008

If we ban harmless things, then harmful things will magically disappear

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

How big is Boris’s tent?

Monday, May 5th, 2008

100% hindsight, 100% of the time

Friday, May 2nd, 2008