Final word on Teacupgate

5CC wins:

At least the Daily Mail is doing its best to ensure this sort of thing never happens again. Its asylum coverage is working towards there never being any future Andrew Sachses by making sure they die in a war zone rather than be allowed in the country. Just like it tried in the 30s, when it opposed giving asylum to Jews fleeing the nazis, like Andrew Sachs.

5 thoughts on “Final word on Teacupgate”

  1. Richard Herring also gets some points:

    "I don't think anyone will be ringing me up to fill in for tomorrow's Jonathan Ross show. But if they do, I promise I will start off by ringing the grandparents of every woman I've had sex with and tell them about it. And if the grandparents are already dead, then I will dig up their bodies and put polaroid photos of me fucking their grand daughters in their hollow eye sockets. That is a promise."

  2. Text message from Gary Glitter to Jonathan Ross: I fucked your daughter. Who's laughing now?

    rather wittier than that Russel Brand show that I heard live and thought pathetic.

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