That was lovely. Especially the middle bit where instead of clapping together, one of them skipped a bit so that they were clapping against each other, but then the other one skipped a bit as well so that by the end they were clapping together again.
Also, the bar and massage service in the pool doesn't stay open 24 hours. And the hot tub doesn't have a jacuzzi 1 day ago
As @TheBuddhaSmiled says, the hotel is pretty dire: there aren't any pellets in the automatic bug-killer, and wifi only works in the bar 1 day ago
Bali is nice. Just spent 2 hours bodysurfing. Possibly a real board may be called for tomorrow. Now - COCKTAILS! 1 day ago
KL is OK. Staying in soulless airport hotel, but oddly it's surrounded by fun plastic seat bar-restaurants solely frequented by locals 1 day ago
I hate the way that, even though I'm logged in as me, Google defaults to the homepage of whatever country I'm in. No, I don't speak Khmer... 2 days ago
And you’ve had them both – way-hay!
Sweet. But we only come here for the mean-spirited twattery. You’re spoiling your USP! ;-)
Damn. I was hoping it was going to be Frankie…
That was lovely. Especially the middle bit where instead of clapping together, one of them skipped a bit so that they were clapping against each other, but then the other one skipped a bit as well so that by the end they were clapping together again.
I’m sure there’s a technical term for that.
Counterpoint?