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Taking my name in vain

This is unimaginably, insanely dreadful: The John Band - Maten al Criminal I'm going to have to sue them right now, before Nick Cohen and the New Scientist get the libel laws abolished...

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May 19, 2009not *the* john band, the john band3 Comments
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In Australia, it means ‘food poisoning’

People appear to actually be slightly surprised, shocked, and even upset that Gordon Ramsay's gastropubs use pre-made food. People are silly. Absolutely everyone in foodservice, outside of the very top end (which gastropubs charging £15 for a main course are, obviously, not) uses pre-made, bought-in dishes. Indeed, Ramsay is a step higher than most: at … Continue reading In Australia, it means ‘food poisoning’

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April 17, 20095 Comments
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Top 5 Things That Have Made Me Happy Today

Still mblogging, so can't face messing about with links. If anything intrigues and confuses you, google is your friend. 1) Stephen Frears's High Fidelity. Best geeky boy film ever, one of best love stories ever, terrifyingly accurate insight into my past relationships ever, etc. I know Nick Hornby also relevant but I've boycotted praising him … Continue reading Top 5 Things That Have Made Me Happy Today

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April 13, 20096 Comments
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They call me Black Stacey

As you may have noticed, I haven't updated for a while, as I've been in the poorest country outside of Africa (*) with only a mobile phone for connectivity. And while my mobile phone is more of a mini-laptop, it's not really conducive to full-on blogging. And while I haven't checked rates, I'm fairly sure … Continue reading They call me Black Stacey

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April 1, 2009slightly self-indulgent metablogging6 Comments
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Yes, it’s another exciting round of Easy Answers To Simple Questions

DK: do you think it just slightly possible that [Polly Toynbee's] attitude, and that of her fellow [Guardian] commentators, might possibly have led to [advertisers] feeling—during these turbulent times, when costs need to be cut—that GMG, whose employees constantly attack said companies, can just fucking whistle for their business? No. I would happily stake my … Continue reading Yes, it’s another exciting round of Easy Answers To Simple Questions

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March 25, 200910 Comments
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An exciting new definition of ‘quite possible’

David Farrar: If the banking crisis had happened six months earlier it's quite possible that Ron Paul would be President of the United States

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March 23, 2009banking crisis, sheer wtf-ery4 Comments
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A note to excitable conspiracy theorists

No-notice, turn-up-and-go international travel out of the UK will not, ever, be banned. Rather than reading incoherent rants in half-witted newspapers and drawing conclusions from the information they leave out, read the actual details of the eBorders scheme: [Passenger] data are only mandatory when they are requested to be provided at the time when passengers … Continue reading A note to excitable conspiracy theorists

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March 16, 2009e-borders, paranoia, sky-falling5 Comments
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In defence of ad-hominem

One of the most tedious aspects of online debate is that, as soon as you call someone an idiot, or suggest that their argument is of the kind that would disgrace a below-average chimpanzee, they accuse you of arguing 'ad-hominem', which they believe to be a terrible thing. As the holder of a philosophy degree from … Continue reading In defence of ad-hominem

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March 12, 2009April 3, 20176 Comments
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Quote worth quoting

From Hellblazer in the comments: 'Self-righteousness’ is not limited to those who wear sandals, eat muesli and then hug trees.

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Some factual statements

Note: see update at the bottom I'm holding points 1-8 to be non-controversial; let me know if you, err, controvert them. 1) Rape is very bad. 2) Long-term psychological, bullying abuse is very bad. 3) Violence per se is bad, but not very bad. 4) Nearly all raping is done by men, mostly against women. … Continue reading Some factual statements

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