Meme meme meme

Freemania has done tagged me with a meme: 7 things I love. Not in order, and probably not accurate.

1) intelligent girl-pop. c.f.

2) Chris Morris. Explanation required? Go elsewhere.

3) London. Everything about London. Name a thing you don’t like about London and I’ll like it. Well, apart from fiver-a-mile cab fares.

4) Writing. Oh come on, duh.

5) Falling asleep with a woman I love already asleep on my chest, or failing that shoulder. Former not for a while, latter recent-er. Not particularly loving current carefree bachelor existence, in all honesty.

6) Not being poor. Which probably translates, certainly by global standards and maybe even UK standards, as ‘being fairly rich’. Knowing that if even if I get laid off in the downturn/recession/depression/apocalypse and can’t get a job, I’ve saved enough money in the bank to pay a good few years’ rent. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve never spent more than gbp900 on anything at all – but do at least lead a fairly not-worrying-about-how-much-that’ll-cost life.

7) Puerile humour. ‘Fox in a box’. Viz. I suppose Chris Morris predicted that, but any bad pun or bad tastery (possibly aside from bad tastery that’s vindictively aimed at a non-loathsome group) wins my favour.

I don’t do re-tagging, but if I did, it’d probably be the best re-tagging in the world.

  1. Neil
    May 23, 2009 at 1:18 am | #1

    @3: Grey snot.

  2. May 23, 2009 at 1:20 am | #2

    So much less intrusive and noticeable than the green kind, I find.

  3. Neil
    May 23, 2009 at 1:56 am | #3

    You're lucky. I get great crispy slabs of the stuff. But I have to say London has nothing on Moscow in the grey-bogie generation stakes.

  4. May 23, 2009 at 8:27 am | #4

    Not that you're wrong, but: Elevated risk of TB and subsidence.

    (Not jointly.)

  5. May 25, 2009 at 10:36 am | #5

    I’m still banned, and I’m still a twat [edited in line with previously stated policy]

  6. Gerhard Guff
    May 25, 2009 at 8:20 pm | #6

    And you could try learning how to use punctuation Newmania, you fucking retard.

  7. May 25, 2009 at 8:36 pm | #7

    I'm still banned, and I'm still a twat [edited in line with previously stated policy]

  8. Gerhard Guff
    May 25, 2009 at 9:05 pm | #8

    What part of being a tory twat is it that makes them think they're god's gift to comedy?

  9. May 26, 2009 at 7:06 am | #9

    Does this mean our Katy Perry and Chardonnay evenings are over Guff ?I

  10. May 26, 2009 at 7:07 am | #10

    Does this mean our Katy Perry and Chardonnay evenings are over Guff ?

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